So my brother, an aspiring evil scientist, plotting to take over a flat of his own, has relocated to the land of golf, sheep, and men in skirts. He too has caught the blogger-flu, and now reports from Mighty Reason.

The real question is how much to extort from him in order to prevent me telling mom his new URL. Of course, there is the efficacy of mutually assured destruction . Hmm. I'll have to find another means to extort the secrets of his evil plans from him.